"Old lady" hogging the mirror!

I had Tom take a new pic of me and my new haircut today.I'm finding there are certain angles and tilts needed in my photo-op days now...Read on and see if you can relate...
 Today I went for a haircut..from a REAL stylist,LOL.Tom waited and did what he does best..made folks smile.Here's what I learned today while being forced in front of a very large mirror...
 I do not,and have not for some time ,like mirrors!Large,small,or even the reflection off of windows as I'm passing by...None of it! I don't know when this old woman started jumping in front of me every time I'm in a reflective scenario,but she can stop anytime now!Enough!
"She"has so much "turkey waddle"on her neck she could be this year's Thanksgiving main dish!"Her"eyelids are almost hidden with the upper droop that's bearing down on them...
Oh,(a little tidbit for your educational needs today)..Did you know that your nose and ears continue to grow as "people"age?I think I read that somewhere way back when I didn't NEED to know it nor did it have ANY effect on my life as I knew it.If I'm wrong,feel free to correct me!
We stopped at JoAnns Fabric store to get more little containers I use to make ECC Body Melt samples .Without skipping only does the cashier give me the upcoming coupons/ad...but she says..:And here is the SENIOR Special"too!What?
OK,so I agree..I Am 60...I do have my God-designed natural hair color,and I Am awaiting the arrival of my newest set of partial plates so I can smile real big again.So..well...hmmm....One last thing...Have I told y'all what Tom says(sweetheart that he is)any time I decide to try on the kind of shoes I used to love to wear?You know,the ones with the 6 inch spiked heals..Remember?So as I valiantly stand upright in them,with a smile on my face,and a hand on a wall,shelf,railing(you get the pic),he says loudly with love, "You'll break a hip!"....
I would love some comments if anyone else has had these experiences..Watch out for the woman/man in the mirror!
Just sayin'.....